Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

baconexplosion:

how the fuck 

baconexplosion:

how the fuck 

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

stfualyy:

Honestly…. how perfect would that be? he’d portray that character PERFECTY

stfualyy:

Honestly…. how perfect would that be? he’d portray that character PERFECTY

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

steezymofucka:

bvsedjesus:

takeatripwithmebaby:

welovekanyewest:

They don’t show pictures like this in the media of Kanye….

Come little niggas , to the gucci store!

first one to the village gets a pair of red octobers

Lmao

steezymofucka:

bvsedjesus:

takeatripwithmebaby:

welovekanyewest:

They don’t show pictures like this in the media of Kanye….

Come little niggas , to the gucci store!

first one to the village gets a pair of red octobers

Lmao

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

problemactic:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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