wow i cant BEE-lieve barry took home all the awards again congrats
where did his other hand go
he lost it in the war what a hero
"talk dirty to me"
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
— me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games (via pudingu)
*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
are penguins even real omfg
These are for you, baby. Penguins.
reblog if you cried
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now