Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin
but do aliens believe in me….
a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
when your mom won’t let you go out
I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading